we should talk more!
yeah we should!
*never talks to each other again*
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
You leave me with jumbled words.
I'm in love with you.
I have a crush on you.
I sincerely wish you would notice me.
We have quite a lot in common.
You are my Tumblr crush.
I dislike your page.
PLEASE FUCK ME.
PLEASE MARRY ME.
I find you cute.
I would date you.
I dislike you.
OMG DO IT PLS
*stares at a painting for 15 minutes*
what is this it looks like a really ugly baby
sir this is your baby it’s an ultra sound
All you need is love…
people who interrupt me when i speak
casually avoiding death
he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time
This is the type of Jedi I would be
IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID